thedailywhat:

What a Deal of the Day: Vatican Offering Indulgences to Pope Francis’ Followers
Here’s a novel way to buy new Twitter followers: sell them a reduced prison sentence in the great beyond. In exchange for following Pope Francis’ Twitter feed during World Youth Day in Brazil on July 22nd, the Catholic Church is offering “indulgences” to reduce time spent in the afterlife halfway house of “purgatory.” The announcement was made to urge those who could not attend the event in person to follow it remotely, as it will be marking the pontiff’s first official visit to Latin America since becoming Pope in March.

thedailywhat:

What a Deal of the Day: Vatican Offering Indulgences to Pope Francis’ Followers

Here’s a novel way to buy new Twitter followers: sell them a reduced prison sentence in the great beyond. In exchange for following Pope Francis’ Twitter feed during World Youth Day in Brazil on July 22nd, the Catholic Church is offering “indulgences” to reduce time spent in the afterlife halfway house of “purgatory.” The announcement was made to urge those who could not attend the event in person to follow it remotely, as it will be marking the pontiff’s first official visit to Latin America since becoming Pope in March.

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1 year ago

When you send a message and then you realize you misspelled a word

sodamnrelatable:

and you’re just like

image

(Source: thewisepickle, via sodamnrelatable)

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1 year ago

SHE BLURRED EVERYONE OUT BUT HERSELF
TRUE MARIAH MOMENT

SHE BLURRED EVERYONE OUT BUT HERSELF

TRUE MARIAH MOMENT

(Source: mynamekyle, via pantsareunwelcome)

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1 year ago
I feel like the tattoo artist that did this had no heart.
cracked:

“Who the fuck is Brenda?!?” - Debra

I feel like the tattoo artist that did this had no heart.

cracked:

“Who the fuck is Brenda?!?” - Debra

(Source: humortrain)

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1 year ago

There you all go. Giving me that look.

(Source: bewitchedportraits, via going-to-scranton)

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1 year ago
maclonna:

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

maclonna:

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

(Source: outrageouslybritney, via zackisontumblr)

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1 year ago